Slap Day SMS in English,
Messages,Quotes,Status

If you propose a girl during valentine’s week
and she was silent then don’t think she was shy.
Just hide on February 15,
the slap day because you may get answer on this day…
HaPpY SlaP DaY..

Newtons Third Law Of Love:
The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl
By A Boy Is Equal & Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While slapping
Happy Slap Day!!!

slap is the best medicine that
may be used to remove the
madness of love from a boy’s mind…
Happy Slap Day…

You Don’t Know Who You Messing With Man,
I Slap People For Fun. That’s What I Do Man!
You Wanna Play Rough, Huh, I Kill For Fun! – Chris Tucker

Look at yourself in the mirror
And slap yourself hard.
And you will realize the pain you had given me throughout.
Happy Slap day!

Slap Day SMS in Hindi
Messages,Quotes,Status

Sacha Dost Wo hy jo Ap ki ankh me pehla ansu dekhy
To
2sra ansu ponch ly
3sra ansu rokley
OR
4tha ansu dekhy to
1 thapar mar k kahy
Ley ab khul k ro
Happy Slap Day..!!!

Student ko miss ne thapar raseed kia
Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye?
School 7 baje Shuru
Hota Hai Fir der Q Ki?.
Student:Miss,
Aap Mera Itni besabri se Intjar Mat Kiya Karo
Log Galat Samajte hai. hahaha ))

Jab Aap Humse Ruth Jaoge
Jab Aap Humse Khafa Ho Jaoge
Jab Aap Humein Bhool Jaoge
Tab Aisa
Thapad Parega Ki Sab Yaad Aa Jayega
Happy Slap Day!!!

Boy: I Love U…
.
Girl : Thapar Marungi…
.
Boy
.
Mukka Bhi Khayegi Phir…
Happy Slap Day …2019

Admi dukandar se- zeher de do
dukandar- bina parchi ke nhi milega
admi ne apni shadi ka card dikhaya
dukandar- bas pagle ab rulaega kya
badi bottle du ya choti.. hahahaha